
David and I flew "home" May 10 after five great weeks in New Zealand. Our consolidator wrangled us a free stopover in Fiji, which was great despite rain the bulk of the time. It didn't stop us from downing bottles of Fiji Bitter, playing cards on our balcony, and snorkeling when the sun did appear for brief stints. We had to fly to LAX next to catch an SF flight, but that was fine with us. For the first time ever, it was comforting to see the City of Angels, if only for a few hours.
We enjoyed eight nights in Fiji, branching out of our Western-catered resort to attend a Fijian Methodist church service in the village. We always make an effort to hang with the locals as much as possible, and Fiji was no exception. It reminded us a lot of Kenya, with its
beautiful jungles, third-world villages, and wonderfully kind people. As luck would have it, one of the girls from church also works at our resort, and she later invited us to a kava ceremony at her father's house. Her sister and brothers were there, along with her dad (who lived in the Bay Area...go figure) and all of the subsequent kids/grandkids. Too cute! We brought gifts for the family, then got down to business. Kava tastes pretty nasty but it gives you a good, mellow buzz. It also, if you drink enough of it, forces you to visit the jungle outhouse, which--thanks to the resident stinkbug on the wall and toad on the floor--wasn't my favorite part of the night, but the warmth of these folks quickly overshadowed that dicey part.

Sadly I fell off a horse in Glenorchy just as we were preparing to

Prior to arriving in Oz via Singapore on a raucous redeye to Brisbane that left us too drunk to rent a car (no joke), we spent 10 glorious days back in Bali, where we'd visited in 2005. Our attempts to get to Lombok failed as storms persisted and we opted to kick it in Ubud versus brave the rough seas for the chance at idyllic life on the Gili Islands. We were so glad we did, as many of the old memories came flooding back
from our earlier days there. We even reconnected with a hotel staffer from our 2005 stay who made the effort to visit us at our current guesthouse. We were treated like family at our new pad, got $5 massages almost daily, ate great food, did a colonic, hiked around the villages and rice paddies, and soaked up some sun at our pool. We made many new friends this time around and hope to return in the future to further our explorations of this magical island and culture.
It's been wild to be back in the States, but at least the culture shock has been kept at a minimum due to our spending the last two months in Australia and New Zealand. The former has all of the things we dislike about America; the latter is a hidden treasure we don't want to share with anyone :-)
We moved on to visit our good friends Cathy and Hashem, also in the City, who graciously hosted us for four more nights. We spent long evenings eating good food, drinking yummy wine, and telling stories. Hashem graduates tomorrow from SF State with a broadcasting degree, and we wish him well on his quest for his first news reporting job. He and Cathy are very dear to us, and we just hope Hashem's new career doesn't send him to South Dakota for too long a stint. We envision great things for them both.
We plan to spend June on the road in the Southwest to see if there are any other areas we could consider living in the future, as we've resigned ourselves to the fact that we'll probably never be able to buy in California (yes, even despite the failing housing market). But in all honesty, I think we're procrastinating coming back to the "real world" (and I'm not sure you could move me away from a coast). We do plan to return to San Francisco in July and then probably sublet for a bit until we figure out our next move. We're considering an apartment in either the Napa/Sonoma area or the Monterey Peninsula. We desperately need to get our stuff out of storage (it's been 2.5 years!), get rid of half of it, and start work on our book proposal and other creative adventures. And yes, some kind of jobs will have to be in our near future as well. We don't naively expect to become famous published authors right out the gate, but one has to keep the dream alive, right?
Of course, I'd be lying to you all if I didn't admit David and I have had plenty of conversations lately that center around when we'll be heading out into the great big world again. I think we're more acclimated now to living in Asia than we are to the modern conveniences and abundance that America provides. We're more comfortable with showers that get the entire bathroom wet, and spicy foods that make our stomachs sit upright and masochistically beg for more. I miss the cows walking down the street and the loud hum of foreign languages in my ear. 
Stay tuned! Our next blog just might come to you from the mountains of Nepal or an English-language school in Indonesia. And you know I'm only half-joking.